1. Eyelashes on cars
I mean, did you really have to spend $26.99 on these?
2. Couches on porches
Lest you call me a hypocrite, let me throwback (on a Friday, I know) to Freshman year:
We took it out simply to avoid breaking curfew hours, and had it inside before any stuffing popped out, inclement weather made it soggy, and definitely before anybody spent time just shooting the breeze on this couch.
3. Misspelling or abbreviating words... for no good reason.
4. (Don't hate me for this one...) This sweater
Maybe because I'm allergic to cats? Also, maybe because it looks like a Lisa Frank backpack. I'm sorry to all of my cat loving friends... especially the ones who read this blog. You know that I'm a diehard dog person.
5. Mullets
Business in the front, party in the back?
Never have I associated the words business or party with the idea of a mullet.
6. White Socks with Dress Pants on a guy
Never, just never.
And finally,
7. EATING THE GARNISH
"You can't eat that caviar! It's a garnish!"
I'm totally with you on the abbreviating words thing. It also drives me nuts when people use the incorrect spelling or improper use of words. For example: "Your so beautiful!" It's "you're"! Get it straight please. I do enjoy reading your posts. And look forward to some fun reads once you arrive in Africa! Love you Megan.
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