opi: underneath the mistletoe.

Sometimes you crack and buy some nail polish.

Thinking you'll look all festive, especially because it's the new OPI Mariah Carey line.

And then you put it on and feel a little too rosy red glittery for your own liking...

Basically, you're feeling six again in the sort of way that you don't want to feel six again.

That's when you realize that it's Mariah Carey we're talking about here, and that you should have known better.

Better luck next time.