sweetheart.

Wanna know a BIG pet peeve of mine? 

Conducting business with the supermarket employee, the bank teller, whoever in public and hearing something like the following:

"Can I do anything else for you, sweetie?

Maybe it's because I'm not from the South?

maybe it's because I'm annoyed that I'm paying with the money that I made at my big girl job so I deserve a big girl name,

or maybe it's because I don't know you from Adam, or because I don't need an excuse at all.

But my main thought is this:

"Unless you plan on sending me chocolate and roses on Valentine's Day, then chances aren't great that I'm going to answer to that..."